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Getting Started With Vampire Counts

This article will take novice Warhammer gamers through the basics of collecting, building and painting a Vampire Counts army. Raising an army of the dead couldn’t be easier

Starting a new army in Warhammer can seem a bit daunting even for experienced players and for new comers it can be completely baffling. But have no fear, this guide is packed full of helpful tips to guide you on the first steps toward building a Vampire Counts army that will be ready to take on all comers. We’ll cover how to assemble your models and then give them a simple but visually pleasing paint job using a small number of different paints.

This guide assumes that you have the following modeling equipment; plastic cutters, a craft knife, plastic glue & paints.

When building any Warhammer army, the best place to begin is the Army book for the particular army. You will find that you constantly refer back to this book, as they not only provide you with the rules and army lists for your Vampire Counts army, but the hobby section contains loads of tips on painting, assembling, and selecting your army. In fact if you have the book I suggest you have a look at the hobby pages of the army book right now, go on…

Right, finished perusing the army book? OK we’ll continue…

To get your army of the ground we’ll start by getting your first unit assembled and painted, for this tutorial we’ll focus on one of the core units of a Vampire Counts army, skeletons.

Games Workshop skeleton models come in the form of a plastic kit and with all plastic models the first thing you have to do is cut them from the frames that they come supplied on. To do this use your plastic cutters and when cutting try not to cut too close to the model parts themselves as this may damage the model, leave a small (less than 1mm) stub attached to the model and use your craft knife to trim this off. Remember; when using a craft knife you should always cut away from yourself.

Once you have your skeleton parts free of their frames you just need to clean up any mold lines or remaining frame stubs (as mentioned above). Cutting off frame stubs is just a matter of slicing them off (once again cutting away from you), you can also use your craft knife to scrape off mold lines by holding the blade across a mold line and dragging the blade along it.

Your models are now ready for assembly, this is where the plastic glue comes in, a simple infantry trooper like a skeleton is pretty easy to assemble and I’ll not go into how to do this in any length, I suggest looking in the army book for inspiration on poses.

Once your models have been built they are ready for painting, the technique below will .

Step 1: First you should undercoat you skeleton model white, this creates a good surface on which to apply the rest of paint job.

Step 2: Once this is done apply watered-down brown paint to all the exposed bone or wood areas. Be careful to get the brown paint mix in all the cracks as this layer forms the foundation for all the following steps.

Step 3: “Wet” drybrush all the bone areas light brown with an old brush. Drybrushing is a technique where you load your brush with a small amount of paint (so that it is almost dry) and brush it across the raised surfaces of a model, leaving the recesses unpainted. A “wet” drybrush requires more paint to be used and will consequentially colour more of the model .

Step 4: With a normal brush, paint the axe handle dark brown. Paint the area that need to look metallic black.

Step 5: We will now add another drybrush layer, this layer needs to be much “dryer” than the last, but is still not a true drybrush. Apply a 1:1 mix of light brown and cream with this technique in mind. Now, drybrush the axe handle with light brown. Be sure to leave some of the darker brown showing near the hand and the axe head.

Step 6: Paint the metallic areas silver; you can also paint the trim on the metallic areas gold.

Step 7: The first true drybrush now needs to be applied to the bone areas, this dry brush should be a mix of 3:1 cream to light brown. You should brush in a downward motion only at first, to catch the ribs, knee caps, and joints. Next, paint sideways over the major leg and arm bones to get better coverage in these areas. Drybrush the axe handle lightly with a mix of 9:1 light brown and white.

Step 8: Apply a black wash over the silver areas and brown wash over the gold trim. A wash is a technique where watered down paint is used to paint (usually darken) recesses, paint should be watered down with at least 3 parts water to 1 part paint.

Step 9: Now, do a final cream drybrush, making sure to brush downwards only. Drybrush a 1:1 mix of light brown and white onto the axe handle. Drybrush silver onto the metal areas (make sure the washes have dried first). Re-apply gold paint to the gold areas, leaving the wash near the rivets.

Step 10: Carefully apply a 1:1 wash of brown paint and water around the knee caps, over the toe and knuckle joints, under the shoulder blades, between legs bones, and into the eye sockets. Apply a bit more silver to the top of the axe and the crown of the helmet. Mix a some silver with gold and edge the top of the gold trim. To pick up the gold in the helmet, you can edge the shield with a similar gold effect.

And that’s it…. That was pretty easy wasn’t it? All you need to do now is paint the rest of the models you got in your first box and you’ve completed your first Vampire Counts unit.

Where do you go from here? Well now that your first unit is almost ready for the tabletop, what do you do next? Well for a start there are a whole host of other unit types that can form part of a Vampire Counts army you should study the army book careful when selecting these and when you do these will be these will also need assembly and painting. Finally, of course, you’ll need an opponent to obliterate with your newly built Vampire Counts army…

Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire (JUSTINB’s Radio Edit) / Fright Ranger

Upcoming releases: ‘Vampires Suck,’ ‘Get Low’
“Vampires Suck”: Spoof of vampire dramas finds a teen girl torn between two boys and wrestling with personal dramas. Rated PG-13 for crude content and comic violence.

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Vampires History And Facts

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Have A Ride On The Top 10 Scenic Drives Around The World

—Go on a jaunt today.

After a whole week of hectic schedules filled with a plethora of activities like preparing an important presentation, attending important meetings, taking your child to school, taking your spouse to shopping, you literally feel the need to have some time exclusively for yourself.

If you have a car, then all you have to do is pick up your car keys, get out of the office or house, put the keys into ignition and drive yourselves to the top 10 scenic drives around the world, for a ride surely energizes you to the core.

1. Western Desert, Egypt:

One of the most wonderful places in the world, the western desert is splayed across the road that takes you from Cairo to Egypt. The desert truly reminds you of the importance of water in our lives. As soon as you think of water, you come across the five most spectacular oases like Kharga, Dhakla, Siwa and so on, across this magnificent desert.

The most beautiful fact of this desert is that it runs along the mother River Nile, a river that has an amazing history and has given birth to one of the greatest civilizations of the world. This scenic drive truly takes you to the heart of the deepest historical events of Egypt and Cairo. You can hitch up a ride and be ready with the tents so that you can spend a peaceful night in this wonderful desert.

2. The Seward Highway:

Though acclaimed as a U.S. highway by the U.S. Transportation department, on the Seward Highway you can witness the dazzling Alaskan beauty all along your ride.

If you constantly look out for different varieties in your whole life, then this highway is the exact picture of your life because it is full of variegated landscapes that involve the breathtakingly beautiful waterfalls, the lush green forests with beautiful never-seen-before flora and the enthralling mountain goats, sheep enjoying on the green shrubs.

You can also enjoy the exciting scene of beluga whales running in the waters totally packed with ice along the whole drive. While looking at the amazing flora and fauna you can go for camping on this place and also enjoy fishing.

3. Transfagarasan road, Romania:

If you have the reruns of the Dracula, the vampire movie again and again and you just can’t get over with your obsession towards vampires all thanks to Stephanie Meyer for her sexy, handsome vampire, Edward Cullen from the Twilight Saga, or the utterly attractive vampire, Bill Compton, from the television series “True Blood”, then this road directly leads to the historic land of vampires, Transylvania.

Besides the vampire history, this road is full of lush green forests that accompany with lofty Carpathian Mountains and an exciting castle of Vlad III- the man from whom the character of Dracula was inspired.

4. Icefields Parkway, Alberta, Canada:

If you are in awe with roads that are so long that you just cannot see its end then the Ice fields parkway is the best driving road for you. The beauty of this road is enhanced by the colossal black mountains that are crowned with the whitest snow, the deep forests with thick growth of flora and amazing fauna like the moose, elks and bears, the bluest of the rivers combined with turquoise waters and the mesmerizing waterfalls.

Though it is impossible to drive on this highway in winter, this road is awesomely smooth in rest of the seasons.

5. Alsace Wine Route, France:

Being a true wine lover, you ought to go on a ride along the Alsace Wine route in France. This route contains a beautiful treasure of most rustic scenic beauties in the form of Rhenan plains, the huge Vosges Mountains, the awesome castles that remind you of the medieval times, the rustic villages with their own amazing cultures and customs, the wonderful rives and much more. You can treasure all these scenic memories in your heart along with the breathtakingly mesmerizing view of the Mont Sainte Odile.

6. The Cabot Trail, Nova Scotia:

If you wish to see the unique combination of earth and sea then the Cabot Trail in Nova Scotia is the best place for you to take a ride on. This trail is not just a huge stretch of road, it is often interrupted with colossal mountains that are snow clad surrounded by the deep thick forests with lush green flora.

As you drive further on, you can also see the majestic whales enjoying the cold waters. Once you start riding on, you suddenly come to an end towards the mighty Atlantic Ocean that truly mesmerizes you to the core.

Along the ride, you can also enjoy the sights of the Margaree Valley and Cape Breton Highlands National Park. Once you come on this trail for a drive, make sure that you have time to go on trekking on this beautiful scenic location.

7. Grossglocknerstrasse, Austria:

The highest mountain in the Alpines of Austria, the Grossglockner Mountain is surely a mesmerizing sight for many tourists and visitors alike. However, the original fun involves in riding on the high alpine road that takes you to this lofty mountain in Austria.

The sweet fragrance in the air is truly wonderful that takes you on a dream ride along the beautiful meadows, amazing flora and fauna around and the never-melting glacier the Pasterze. Driving on this road will truly be an experience of a lifetime.

8. The Vermont Route, Newport, Vermont:

Yet another greatest scenic drives is along the Vermont Route. The specialty of this route is that you never have to stop until and unless you want to. That’s right, there are no traffic signals on this route and hence you do not have to dread the stop lights any time.

The route surrounds the Green Mountain National Forest and hence has a beautiful green view. The other good thing about this route is that you can find small inns, antique shops and so on to hang out.

9. Highway 94, New Zealand:

The best scenic drive in New Zealand, this highway takes you to Milford through Fiordland. If you have always believed that the mountains always arise from the lands then this highway proves you wrong. This highway takes you to the high and mighty Mountains that directly appear through the water.

The steep highway road, at a point of time, is so surrounded by lush green thick forests that it typically reminds you of medieval times. While driving on this highway, you come across mesmerizing waterfalls and amazing ferns. Since this highway is surrounded by rain forests, it is best to enquire about the weather before going on the jaunt.

10. Munnar Road, Kerala:

This road leads to one of the best known hill stations in India, Munnar, a town that witnesses the joining of three lofty mountains. While driving of the Munnar road, you are ensnared in the sweet fragrance of the fresh tea leaves from innumerable tea plantations.

Along with tea plantations, this road is surrounded by a variety of flora and fauna. While going further on the road you can also embrace the spicy scents of innumerable Indian spices while looking at the mist covered mountains and hill tops.

Hurry up and visit these beautiful scenic drives before the weather crashes your plans.

How did vampires and witches get along together in history and legends?

Were they friends, enemies, etc???

Also, were there socities of witches and/or vampires in communities or large towns where they would come to gather and discuss issues.
I’m not meaning a Sabbath persay but more like a Lion’s Club of today. Like a Vampire Council or something that you see in movies like Blade, but based in fact and/or legend.
Where were these meeting places located? Anyone know of any tales to help me???

The question is kind of comparing apples to pomagranates, here. Witches are basically people (good OR bad) who work magic and have certain abilities other folks don’t have. Vampires, on the other hand, are dead people who have come back to some sort of life but are dependent on human blood to survive. Oversimplification, I know.

In old tales, there is some mention of councils of witches, wizards, wise folk, etc. They might be found on a hilltop, sacred grove, or stone circle. I haven’t yet found any mention in folklore of vampire councils, but if they existed they would probably be held in the most powerful member’s stronghold. Usually the vampire in a myth acts alone, preying off of a group or community of people.

Based on my study of ancient myths, most of the modern tales of Vampire councils are just that, modern.

The Vampire Diaries Webclip – History Repeating

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Vampires Pictures Twilight

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Twilight Trailer, First Completed Scene And Pictures

Vampire Questions:

What does the Twilight cover picture mean…?

This is what I personally made up and what I think it is:

Is the meaning of the picture on the cover of Twilight mean: Adam and Eve picked the apple from the forbidden tree, so now they are sinned which means they were in between good and evil so they couldn’t go to hell or to heaven and so they are immortal like vampires. Is that why Stephanie Meyer put the picture of the apple in the hands on the cover of Twilight!

Am I right!
Cutie104-I thought that he dropped the apple in the movie!

You’re not wrong. I think it’s more a direct metaphor for Edward and Bella’s love being forbidden like the fruit though.

A Twilight Reverie: Creatures of the Night and Edward Cullen

Twilight is what you get when you put a drop-dead gorgeous blood-sucking vampire and other creatures of the night into the mixture of teenage drama. With fans swooning and everyone raving about Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, the novel has been at par with the massive sales that the Harry Potter series is getting. If Stephanie Meyer is luckier, she might even surpass J.K. Rowling with more sales and movie profits from her vampire series…Or maybe not. 

Dominating the Young Adult Genre

Twilight, a hit teen vampire series has been regarded as one of the best-selling novels by the New York Times. With 17 million books in print, the vampire flick has everyone talking. Above anything else, the novel owes its popularity on its metaphorical take on teenage dilemmas and greatly developed characters that almost stay true to the turf of possibility. Like all other vampire stints seen on movies, Twilight capitalizes on people’s unwavering fascination about vampires and their immortal existence. But what really separates Twilight among so many vampire films and novels produced in the last century?

Bella Swan and Edward Cullen’s Love Affair

Twilight has a different take on the usual vampire-entangled love story that we are often bombarded with. It centers on the intriguing interaction between a normal teenager, Bella Swan, and a gorgeous vampire, Edward Cullen. Creatures of the night such as Edward are damned entities that are dangerous for any human to be acquainted with.

Love Collides with Playful Fate

Bella loves Edward and Edwards feels the same way about her. But the very nature of Edward as a vampire makes it difficult to suppress his blood lust over her. To make matters worse for both of them, Bella accepts the danger but not the thought of losing him. The danger of losing her by his own hands is more than he could bear, but as the old bards said, love becomes stronger in the face of danger.

Vampires in the World of Twilight

Vampires from Twilight have deviated a lot from characteristics that other literary vampires have. They are not harmed in any way by garlic, crucifix, water or sunlight. Vampires in the Twilight world don’t sleep in coffins (in fact, they don’t need to sleep at all), don’t die through wooden stakes and even show up in pictures and have reflections.

Instead of stereotyping these creatures of the night, Stephanie Meyer gave them distinct characteristics that include physical appearance, hunting styles and legends that truly set these creatures of the night one step ahead of all other fictional vampires we come to know.

Cullen and the rest of the creatures of the night from the novel are described to be extremely handsome and have angelic features despite being godforsaken souls. Their eyes, a noteworthy addition to their features, change colors according to how blood thirsty they are. When full, their eyes are golden and as bright as topaz but turn coal black when deprived of blood. Likewise, you can tell whether a vampire feeds on human blood or not through the eye color. Those who feast on human blood have a sinister red or burgundy color to their orbs.

Given that they have superhuman abilities which include superhuman talents, vampires from Twilight appear to be much more appealing and enticing to mortals like Bella Swan. Without the need to sleep nor breathe, these creatures of the night don’t age at all even with the constant flow of time around them.

Vampires From Twilight

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Vampires From Twilight
Vampires dominate Teen Choice awards
The fascination with vampires continues to reign over U.S. pop culture as blood-sucking stories dominated the Teen Choice awards with theTwilightfilms andThe Vampire DiariesTV show winning the most surfboard trophies.[...]
Twilight of the Vampires: SuperNews

Which vampire is better Edward from Twilight or the other vampire from True Blood?

True Blood is a vampire show and Twilight is better.

I actually like the books that True Blood is based on much much much better than Twilight. If you haven’t read them yet, I highly recommend them.
And which vampire from True Blood are you referring to? Eric or Bill?
Like I said, I like the True blood books (the Sookie Stackhouse series) so… Eric and Bill all the way!! =)

Vampires Twilight Movie

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Vampires Twilight Movie
Vampires Rule Teen Choice Awards
Vampires on the big and small screen dominated the Teen Choice Awards, as the Twilight saga and The Vampire Diaries won a combined 19 surfboards. The Twilight saga accounted for 12 of them, including fantasy movie for The Twilight Saga: New Moon and …
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE – Trailer

Are you going to see Vampires Suck, the new Twilight parody movie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrg

I think it looks funny. Stupid, but funny.

im a sucker for these type of cheesey comedies lol