Vampires?
One day, 3 vampires (A young vampire, an experienced vampire and an ancient vampire) were on a cliff overlooking many villages.
The young vampire, eager to show off his skills wiping out an entire village at extreme speed.
“See that village over there?”
The young vampire disappears for 30 seconds and comes back with a bloody face.
The experienced vampire, not impressed, said “Thats nothing! See that village over there?”
The experienced vampire disappears for 20 seconds and reappears with an even bloodier face.
The Ancient vampire, without a word, pointed to a village he meant to take out.
He returned 5 seconds later with the bloodiest face the 2 younger vampires have ever seen.
“See that tree over there?”, the ancient vampire said
“I didn’t”
Oh…They are daywalkers…
Tags: Ancient Vampire, Bloody Face, Extreme Speed, Vampires
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Cheating Spouses
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nice.
but try this:
“One NIGHT, 3 vam…”
and post it here – they’ll enjoy it better:.;_ylv=3?link=list&sid=396546041
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Cheating Spouses
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FUnny…ha liked it
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Cheating Boyfriend
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I have a vampire joke but some would call it sick & it is a bit lon to put in here.
It starts out one late night a vampire flew into a bar.
if you know this one ok if you still want to read it send me an e-mail through this forum.
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Cheating Girlfriends
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lol blind bats
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Unfaithful Wife
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haha Im amused!
I am a vampyre, but that was funny
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Cheating Girlfriends
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That’s cool..
Funny..^v^
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Cheating Girlfriends
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Just Cannibalism.
No vampire.
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Cheating Wifes
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Oh! Oh! I think I know one of the sick vampire jokes people didn’t want to tell! I found a joke about vampires on Vampire Freaks! It was in another users Journal! And that is pretty scary seeing as I’m just 13… But you never know. They could have been talking about a completely different sick vampire joke. Anyway, if you want to read it go to and find the journal. That’s as much as I can help you.
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