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Vampires?

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march26baby2oo8 asked:

Do they really exsist? If there are cannibals out there, then why are vampires not a “realistic” thing. Some one have any proof vampires exsist, or are they truelly just fake?

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Vampires?

Written by admin on . Posted in Mythology & Folklore

second-sun asked:

One day, 3 vampires (A young vampire, an experienced vampire and an ancient vampire) were on a cliff overlooking many villages.

The young vampire, eager to show off his skills wiping out an entire village at extreme speed.
“See that village over there?”

The young vampire disappears for 30 seconds and comes back with a bloody face.

The experienced vampire, not impressed, said “Thats nothing! See that village over there?”

The experienced vampire disappears for 20 seconds and reappears with an even bloodier face.

The Ancient vampire, without a word, pointed to a village he meant to take out.

He returned 5 seconds later with the bloodiest face the 2 younger vampires have ever seen.

“See that tree over there?”, the ancient vampire said

“I didn’t”
Oh…They are daywalkers…

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